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Welcome To My Shrine Unto Myself
I'd like everyone to know that I am by far the coolest person on this entire planet. Seriously, you should all worship me by striving to be as cool as I am.
Why You Should Worship Me
1. Everyone needs a point of focus in their life. There is no reason you should have to put yourself through things without one.

2. I offer a very competitive Standard Worshipper Compensation Package which includes more benefits than competing demigods packages at only half the reverence requirement.

3. Benefits for motivated and overly achieving followers. The harder you work for me, the harder I will work for you.

4. I promote from within. The most dependable middle management come from those who started at the ground level. YOU are empowered with the oppurtunity to improve my status within the world.
More to Come.......
This page will be updated more in the future. I know that everyone is anticipating my words of wisdom but this page has been thrown together rather quickly.

How Can I Contribue?
Membership requires no formal application whatsoever. You can worship me in your spare time from home or even at work! All that is required is that you pursue all things cool.



 


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